The makers of The Fart Pedal announce the arrival of its successor
Fart Pedal Number 2: The evolution of musical flatulence
Powered by “the very latest in musical fart technology,” Fart Pedal Number Two promises to deliver a more authentic and customizable flatulence experience for the discerning guitarist.
As explained here, a groundbreaking feature is the inclusion of real-time pitch tracking, enabling guitarists to unleash perfectly tuned, note-accurate butt blasts with unprecedented precision. This technological advancement ensures that every fart harmoniously follows your playing, creating a symphony of synchronized sounds.
Advanced sound shaping
The innovative blend mode allows players to seamlessly integrate their original guitar signal with the generated flatulence, creating a unique sonic tapestry that caters to serious musicians and aspiring flatulists. This feature offers unprecedented control over the balance between conventional tone and creative wind.
Building upon its predecessor’s success, the classic Wet/Dry switch makes a triumphant return, offering nuanced control over the fart’s character—from “dry bompers” to “juicy sploots.” The expanded tonal palette provides musicians with more expressive possibilities than ever before.
Demonstrating remarkable versatility, Fart Pedal 2.0 is compatible with a wide range of instruments, including bass, electric-acoustic guitars, and various other electronic instruments, making it a versatile addition to any setup.
Breaking wind, breaking boundaries
“The original Fart Pedal set a high bar for fart fidelity,” stated the creators. “Fart Pedal 2.0 aims to shatter expectations with twice the knobs, twice the switches, and ten times the splooty blompers. It’s destined to become a staple on every serious guitarist’s pedalboard.”
To operate, the unit requires a standard 9V DC power supply (not included).
Fart Pedal Number Two will make its world debut at NAMM 2025 and will subsequently launch via a Kickstarter campaign. Interested parties attending NAMM can experience this groundbreaking innovation in the deepest, darkest bowels of Hall D at booth #3644.
