‘Pee-stained’ jeans

When fashion meets bodily fluids

High fashion has always been known for pushing boundaries, but “pee-stained” jeans kind of win the prize, especially considering how expensive they are, which is a reality now.

As explained here, Jordanluca is a clothing brand that sells jeans online. They go by the name “Stain Stonewash,” and they currently have a lighter wash pair available for $608 instead of the $800 they often go for.

And no, we’re not kidding when we say these things look pee-stained—that’s precisely how they’re meant to look. And as it happens, people are interested in it since these items are almost completely sold out right now!

The Jordanluca jeans made their fashion debut during the F/W23 at Milan Fashion Week, and it seems they left a mark, as they are still in high demand.

Even though you could often feel ashamed to urinate on your clothes or leave any trace of a tinkle behind, it appears that fashion-forward thinkers are embracing it.

The general response online is a resounding “nope” to these jeans, although high-end fashionistas have obviously been blowing their cash on them. Even though some people on X are complaining, the truth is that they’re undoubtedly well-liked.

One more amazing thing about this is that comedian Tim Robinson actually touched on this idea previously, doing a whole TV sketch on it.

His show “I Think You Should Leave” made fun of the notion of a website that offered pissy pants to help guys hide the fact that they might have been a little messy. It has now sprung to life. Another instance of life imitating art.